AEW Dynamite Results For March 15, 2023
Tonight’s episode of AEW DYNAMITE was broadcast live from the Canada Life Centre in Winnipeg, MB!
Excalibur, Tony Schiavone, and “The Human Suplex Machine” Taz were the broadcast team for tonight’s event.
It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means!
The show opened with AEW World Champion MJF’s Re-Bar Mitzvah Celebration!
MJF: “Cut my music! We are here to celebrate the most important day in recorded history—my birthday. After March 5th, when I tapped out your boy Bryan Danielson, to go on to retain the most important championship in pro wrestling, I am no longer a man, I am iron man! So it’s time to celebrate my Re-Bar Mitzvah!”
“Jungle Boy” Jack Perry interrupted the celebration!
Jack Perry: “So…”
Sammy Guevara’s music began to play! Sammy walked down to the ring to join MJF and Jungle Boy!
Sammy: “Max…oh Max…”
Darby Allin’s music began to play!
Darby came down to the ring!
MJF: “Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! No, no, no, see you guys are ruining my Re-Bar Mitzvah! What do you guys want?”
All three replied to MJF: “We want a championship match!”
Jungle Boy: “We all have to sit back there and watch you take 20 minutes to do the same old hokey BS that you’ve been doing the last four years. This whole place revolves around you and the first step to changing that is taking that title off of you.”
Sammy: “You talk too much. You’ve done that your entire life. You literally talked your way into the door here at AEW. I had to grind for 10 plus years on the independents to get here. When I finally got here I was told I was only supposed to be the Inner Circle’s job guy. I was only supposed to be the bump guy for Jericho. But I overcame every obstacle.
“I’m not like you. I never had the machine pushing me and I never needed it. Sammy Guevara is going to be a world champion because I’m the best ever and you know it.”
MJF: “Sammy that was cute, you kinda took my catchphrase there—”
Darby: “Max! Enough! It’s my turn. My first day at pro wrestling school I said, ‘you’re either going to make it as Darby Allin or you’re going to fail as Darby Allin, but you’re not going to change a thing.’
“I told Tony Khan there’ll never be a bidding war for Darby Allin. AEW means a whole lot more than it ever meant to you. You know what I’m going to do if you don’t give me a championship match? I’m going to beat your head with a skateboard and take you down with a headlock.”
MJF: “Jungle has Christian. Sammy has Jericho. Darby has Sting. I don’t have anyone because I didn’t need to be enrolled in AEW Daddy Day Care. I’ve been ready since day one. We are the pillars. We are the past, the present, the future of pro wrestling, but I’m the only pillar who can keep this place up. That’s a fact.
“I have beaten each one of you in singles competition and you think you deserve a shot at my championship?! Nah! I’m going to eat my cake my cake. Thank you, screw you, bye!”
Max was knocked out of the ring and fell onto a table and right into his cake!
“Hangman” Adam Page & The Dark Order—Evil Uno & Stu Grayson
The Blackpool Combat Club—Jon Moxley, ROH World Champion Claudio Castagnoli, & ROH Pure Champion Wheeler Yuta!
Yuta bull rushed Evil Uno into the corner. Moxley tagged in and began choking Evil Uno with Uno’s vest. Claudio tagged in and took down Evil Uno with a lateral press. Yuta tagged in and the BCC continued to single out Evil Uno with their attack.
Stu Grayson grabbed a tag, leaping over Moxley to take out Yuta. Grayson took down Claudio with a meteora! Grayson planted Moxley! Stu spiked Claudio with a DDT for a near fall.
Mox and Claudio worked in tandem to lower the ropes, sending Grayson tumbling to the floor. After Claudio ping ponged Grayson against the guardrail, they nailed Grayson with a piledriver on the floor. The BCC worked over Stu back in the ring, with Mox spiking Stu with a piledriver.
Grayson cracked Mox with a running knee strike! Grayson tagged out to Hangman Adam Page and Page cleaned house on the BCC!
“One-man destruction team, right here!” said Tony Schiavone.
Page powerbombed Yuta and Evil Uno followed up with a senton atomico. Mox tagged in and squared off with Page. They traded strikes with one another! Page walloped Mox with a lariat! Page was about to attempt the Buckshot Lariat when Wheeler Yuta smashed the ring bell against Page’s head, unbeknownst to the distracted referee!
Yuta chop blocked Evil Uno! Moxley got dropped by the Paradigm Shift from Evil Uno! Grayson and Evil Uno connected with the Fatality on Moxley. Wheeler Yuta broke up the pin attempt by Dark Order.
The fans chanted “This is awesome! This is awesome!”
The BCC isolated Stu Grayson and then Moxley tapped out Grayson with the bulldog choke! Moxley held onto the choke after the match. Evil Uno jumped into the ring to come to his friend’s aid and the BCC triple teamed him! John Silver and Alex Reynolds ran down to the ring and the BCC retreated through the crowd.
TBS Championship Canadian Open Challenge!
Jade Cargill (c.) (with Leila Grey) vs. Nicole Matthews!
Jade shoved Nicole and then kicked her. Jade pump kicked Nicole and then pinned her with Jaded!
Renee Paquette entered the ring to interview Jade, who is now 54-0!
Jade: “Is that it? Is that all you have to offer Canada?”
Taya Valkyre’s music began to play and she walked down to the ring! Taya and Jade faced off in the center of the ring! Leila tried to hit Taya from behind but Taya countered when she planted Leila with Jaded!
Tony Schiavone interviewed “Absolute” Ricky Starks in the back!
Starks: “Juice Robinson, what have you ever done? C’mon and bring it, any time, any place!”
The Debut of QTV with TNT Champion Powerhouse Hobbs & QT Marshall!
Footage was shown of Aaron Solo breaking into Wardlow’s car and stealing the championship. QT Marshall was the one who orchestrated the whole break-in!
AEW International Championship Match!
“Freshly Squeezed” Orange Cassidy (c.) (with Danhausen)
Jeff Jarrett (with Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, & Sonjay Dutt)!
Jay Lethal’s arm was in a sling from his match last week with Orange, so Lethal decided to stay in the back.
Jarrett tossed Orange with an arm drag. Orange jumped over Jarrett with a leap frog and Orange’s knee buckled. Orange Cassidy chopped away at Jarrett.
Jarrett applied the Sharp Shooter to Orange, cranking on Orange’s knee. Orange forced his way out and put the Sharp Shooter on Jarrett. Double J grabbed the bottom rope with the help of Sonjay and Satnam. Jarrett put a sleeper on Orange Cassidy. Orange countered with a jawbreaker to Jarrett.
While the ref was dealing with Sonjay, Satnam interfered from the outside, pulling Orange’s neck across the top rope, whiplashing Orange. Jarrett ducked the Orange Punch and then shoved Orange into the ref! Sonjay slid the guitar into the ring for Jarrett. Ref Aubrey Edwards powerwalked to the ring and pulled the guitar away from Jarrett.
Orange picked up the guitar but Satnam pulled it away from Orange. After Orange tricked Aubrey into thinking Satnam hit Orange with the guitar, Aubrey ejected Satnam! While Jarrett distracted ref Bryce Remsburg, Jay Lethal jumped into the ring and cracked Orange with the stolen Golden Globe!
Trent sprinted to the ring and began to brawl with Lethal! Jarrett tried for the Stroke but Orange countered with the Orange Punch and pinned Jarrett!
With the AEW All-Atlantic Title retired, Orange Cassidy becomes the first AEW International Champion!
We heard from The Outcasts—Ruby Soho, Toni Storm, and Saraya!
Ruby Soho: “Let me tell you all a story. Once upon a time the grass was greener here at AEW. Until a couple of dogs came along and pissed all over that grass.”
Saraya: “We’ll show them that AEW is our house. Without us, there wouldn’t be a division. You can boo all you want but you’re lucky we’re here.”
Toni: “Listen up fat people. When I became a champion here in AEW, wait, sorry, when I became an Interim Champion, I wore it with a smile on my face and none of you appreciated me at all. But your current champion beat me and you loved it.
“And then I realized none of you people know what you want. So we’re here to give you what you need and that is change in this division. We are the Outcasts and we’re not going anywhere.”
AEW Women’s World Champion Jamie Hayter and Dr. Britt Baker ran down to the ring, but they were outnumbered! Ruby hit Britt with Destination Unknown! Riho, Skye Blue, and Willow Nightingale sprinted down and the Outcasts retreated!
Main Event Time!
AEW World Trios Championship Match!
The House of Black (c.)—Brody King, Buddy Matthews, & Malakai Black
The Elite—Kenny Omega & The Young Bucks—Nick & Matt Jackson
The Jericho Appreciation Society—Chris Jericho, Daniel Garcia, & Sammy Guevara!
Don Callis joined the broadcast booth for this match.
Brody King and Sammy Guevara began the match for their respective teams. Brody chopped Sammy, knocking him right to the mat. Garcia tagged in but he was knocked down by Brody’s force. Jericho tagged in, as did Malakai Black!
Omega tagged himself in and faced off with Jericho, but the House of Black jumped into the ring, swarming Omega and Jericho.
Jericho nailed Black with a backbreaker. Nick Jackson tagged himself in and took down Sammy and Garcia. Nick planted Malakai with a facebuster. Malakai answered with a knee strike to Nick Jackson.
Buddy Matthews rammed Nick Jackson into the turnbuckles. Nick powered his way to a tag to Omega. Kenny connected with snap dragons to Brody and Malakai! Omega moonsaulted Matthews for a near fall!
Jericho and Omega faced off and again the House of Black charged at them. Omega and Jericho worked together to fight off the House of Black. And then a hockey fight broke down between Omega and Jericho! All three teams began to trade offensive shots!
Omega went for the V Trigger on Matthews but Jericho stopped him with the Walls of Jericho. The Bucks broke up the move with superkicks. Brody King smashed them with double lariats!
Omega wiped out Jericho with the Terminator Dive! The House of Black tried to prevent Omega from returning to the ring but Nick Jackson intervened. Sammy nailed Matt with a Spanish fly! Kenny Omega blasted Brody with a knee strike. Omega and Jericho teamed up to suplex Brody off the top!
Jericho caught Kenny off guard with a Code Breaker for a near fall! Footage was shown from backstage of the Dark Order and the Blackpool Combat Club who were still brawling! Matt Jackson used his locomotion Northern Lights suplexes on Daniel Garcia. Nick Jackson spring boarded off the ropes but Jericho grabbed him with the Code Breaker!
Brody rammed Daniel and Sammy with cannonball sentons in the corner turnbuckles. The House of Black swarmed Jericho. They spiked Jericho with Dante’s Inferno. Brody covered Jericho for the pin attempt but Omega broke it up!
Jericho grabbed the baseball bat and cracked Brody in the face with it while the ref was distracted! Malakai Black smacked Jericho with a back heel kick! The House of Black finished off Garcia with Dante’s Inferno and pinned him!
The Dark Order with Adam Page and the Blackpool Combat Club brawled from the back all the way to the ring. The BCC had Hangman outnumbered in the ring until the Elite jumped in the ring. The BCC backed off!
Catch AEW DYNAMITE on TBS next Wednesday live at 8/7ct from the Cable Dahmer Arena in Independence, MO!
This Friday tune in to AEW RAMPAGE on TNT!
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