AEW Rampage Results for August 27, 2021
AEW RAMPAGE was broadcast from the UWM Panther Arena in Milwaukee, WI!
It’s Friday and you know what that means!
Your RAMPAGE broadcast team is Excalibur, “The Human Suplex Machine” Taz, “Demo God” Chris Jericho, and “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry!
World Tag Team Title Eliminator Tournament Finals!
(#2 ranked) Jurassic Express—Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus (with Marko Stunt) vs. (#3 ranked) Lucha Bros—Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix (with Alex Abrahantes)!
The winning team faces the AEW World Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks at ALL OUT 2021 inside a steel cage!
“This is a true toss-up between two top ranked teams,” said Excalibur.
NBA Finals MVP “The Greek Freak” Giannis Ugo Antetokounmpo was watching this match with the fans in the front row!
Before the match began, AEW World Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks walked out onto the ramp to watch.
Jungle Boy knocked down Rey Fenix with a shoulder block. He rocked Fenix with a dropkick. Rey Fenix came back with chops and then a springboard arm drag!
Luchasaurus and Penta El Zero Miedo both tagged in. Penta El Zero Miedo blasted Luchasaurus with leg kicks and then head butts. Luchasaurus wasted no time walloping Penta El Zero Miedo and knocking him down to the mat.
Jungle Boy and Rey Fenix traded forearms. They ran into one another with lariats. Penta El Zero Miedo and Luchasaurus tagged in to become the legal men. Luchasaurus trucked both of the Lucha Bros with clotheslines. Luchasaurus connected with a massive leg kick on Penta El Zero Miedo and followed up with a perfect standing moonsault for a near fall!
Rey Fenix tagged in and caught Luchasaurus off guard with a tremendous frog splash for a close call!
“Rey Fenix thought he had Luchasaurus finished,” said Excalibur.
Jungle Boy tagged in and nailed Rey Fenix with a poison rana for a near fall! He followed up with a tiger driver and then locked in the Snare Trap. Penta El Zero Miedo ran in and kicked Jungle Boy in the back of the head. The cheap shot likely saved Rey Fenix. Penta El Zero Miedo hit a massive backbreaker and then the Made in Japan for a very near fall on Jungle Boy!
Jungle Boy escaped out of the Fear Factor. Jungle Boy climbed to the turnbuckles but Rey Fenix jumped up there and sent Jungle Boy flying to the outside with a hurracanrana!
“Look at the crowd. They’re going crazy!” said Chris Jericho.
Luchasaurus attempted to powerbomb Fenix but Fenix escaped. Fenix and Jungle Boy were doing battle on the ring apron but Penta El Zero Miedo wiped out Jungle Boy with a Canadian destroyer! The Lucha Bros pin ponged Luchasaurus with thrust kicks! The Lucha Bros hoisted up Luchasaurus and spiked him on his head—Rey Fenix scored the pin on Luchasaurus!
The Young Bucks ambushed Rey Fenix and Penta El Zero Miedo after the match! Jurassic Express and Marko Stunt jumped into the ring to come to the aid of the Lucha Bros., showing great sportsmanship. The Young Bucks retreated…but they won’t be able to run at ALL OUT when they’re wrestling the Lucha Bros in a steel cage!
TNT Champion “The Redeemer” Miro was interviewed in the ring by Tony Schiavone!
On his way out to the ring, Miro kicked Fuego Del Sol from the backstage area. Miro rolled Fuego into the ring. Tony Schiavone quickly exited the ring for his own safety.
Miro ripped off Fuego’s luchador mask and blasted him with a thrust kick!
Eddie Kingston sprinted to the ring! Miro clubbed Kingston with forearms! Kingston rallied back with an exploder suplex! AEW referees ran down, trying to restore order, and pulled apart Miro and Kingston.
“There has to be a collision between the undefeated TNT Champion Miro and the “Mad King” Eddie Kingston somewhere on the horizon,” said Excalibur.
Up next: The Bunny (with The Blade) vs. Tay Conti!
The Bunny didn’t wait for ring introductions and hit Tay from behind. The Bunny stomped a mudhole into Tay Conti and followed up with a running elbow.
“Sixteen years in this business, that’s experience, she knows what to do,” said Mark Henry.
The Bunny tried for a chop in the corner but Tay dodged it. She hit The Bunny with two chops of her own, but The Bunny raked Tay’s face.
“The Bunny’s got the upper hand with that psycho attitude of hers,” said Chris Jericho.
Tay twirled The Bunny around with judo throws! After a knee to the face, The Bunny was out on her feet. Tay followed up with a Bossman-slam and then three pump kicks in the corner! Tay rocked The Bunny with the Tay-KO!
Penelope Ford walked out to the ring and distracted Tay Conti and the referee. While this transpired, The Blade placed brass knuckles on The Bunny.
The Bunny knocked out Tay with the brass knuckles and pinned her! Penelope Ford and The Bunny celebrated together in the ring.
It was time for our main event!
AEW World Champion Kenny Omega & Brandon Cutler (with Don Callis & Michael Nakazawa) vs. (#1 ranked) IMPACT World Champion Christian Cage & “The Elite Hunter” Frankie Kazarian!
Don Callis joined the commentary team for this match…but then Mark Henry used his presence to persuade Callis to leave.
Kaz’s leg was pulled by Nakazawa. Kenny quickly moved in and chopped Frankie Kazarian. Omega missed a splash into the corner and Kaz tagged in Christian Cage.
“When the going gets tough, Kenny gets out,” said Jericho.
Kenny tagged Cutler in, but Christian Cage and Frankie Kazarian worked Cutler over with tandem offense!
“They’re just kicking this idiot’s ass. I love it!” said Jericho.
Nakazawa hit Kaz in the back on the outside of the ring with the laptop. Omega tagged back in and hit a moonsault on Kaz for a near fall. Omega palmed Kaz’s head and spiked it onto the mat! Brandon Cutler tagged in and dropped an elbow on Kaz. He missed an elbow when Kaz moved out of the way and tagged in Christian Cage!
Christian Cage was dropping bombs on Brandon Cutler! He lit up Cutler’s chest with chops! Omega ran from behind and propped up Christian for the one-winged angel but Christian escaped! He spiked Omega and Cutler with reverse DDTs! Christian Cage attempted to put the Kill switch on Omega but Omega bailed, leaving Cutler all by himself.
Christian Cage speared Brandon Cutler and then planted Cutler with the Kill switch. It was more than enough for Christian Cage to pin Brandon Cutler!
“This was a message sent by Christian Cage. He’s gonna take your title at ALL OUT if you’re not careful, Kenny Omega,” said Chris Jericho.
Be sure to tune in next Wednesday to AEW DYNAMITE live on TNT (8pm ET/7pm CT) from the Now Arena in Chicago, IL!
Don’t dare miss AEW RAMPAGE next Friday at 10/9c on TNT!
And right around the corner, it’s AEW ALL OUT 2021—September 5th, from the Now Arena in Chicago—live on pay-per-view!