FTW Championship Match!
“The Learning Tree” Chris Jericho (c.) (with “The Red Wood” Big Bill & “Bad Apple” Bryan Keith”)
vs.
HOOK!
FOZZY played as Jericho sang his way to the ring.
“The Human Suplex Machine” Taz joined the broadcast team for this match.
Big Bill splashed Hook in the corner. Jericho cracked Hook with the Code Breaker, but Hook kicked out at the one-count. Hook sent Keith for a ride with a suplex. Hook hurled Jericho with a German Suplex. Hook followed up with a T-Bone Suplex. Jericho regained momentum with a lionsault on HOOK.
Jericho grabbed a kendo stick, a pool cue and emptied a bag of cricket balls into the ring. Hook suplexed Jericho and then pulled a cricket bat out from beneath the ring. Hook chucked cricket balls at Jericho! Hook suplexed Jericho with the cricket bat!
Bryan Keith ambushed Hook with a trash can lid, whacking Hook in the head. Jericho locked in the Walls, but Hook escaped and put Jericho in the Walls of Jericho! Big Bill jumped in and clubbed Hook from behind.
Bryan Keith put a board wrapped in barbed wire onto a table. Big Bill tried to chokeslam Hook through the table, but Hook escaped and rammed Big Bill into the steel ring post! Jericho grabbed a trash can and clocked Hook in the head with it. Hook dodged the Judas Effect and planted Jericho with a T-Bone. Hook removed the tape from his eyes and said, “I can see.” He’d been playing Jericho the entire time!
Hook went for the Red Rum, but Big Bill pulled Hook off Jericho. Jericho went to use the pool cue on Hook, as Big Bill held Hook’s arms. Hook escaped and Jericho inadvertently smacked Big Bill with the pool cue, knocking Big Bill off the apron and through a table!
Hook applied the Red Rum, but Jericho escaped and shoved Hook into Bryan Keith. Bryan blasted Hook with a foreign object. Jericho covered Hook but Hook kicked out at the last second!
“I understand these are FTW Rules but I’m going to have to play by my own rules!” yelled Taz.
Taz dropped his headset. Taz locked Bryan Keith in the Tazmission! Hook grabbed Jericho, put Jericho in the Red Rum, and Jericho tapped out!
New FTW Champion…HOOK!
“Taz took care of business outside the ring while Hook, now three-time FTW Champion, took care of business inside the ring,” said Excalibur.